Scene: A currency exchange. The Customer enters.
Customer. Hi, I’d like to exchange some lives please.
Employee. Sure – what have you got?
Customer. I’ve got 132 Iraqis and I’m looking to change them to Germans.
Employee taps calculator.
Employee. Okay, 132 you said – Iraqis gets you… two Germans.
Customer. Germans are strong, huh?
Employee. Very strong at the moment, sir.
Customer. Ok, let’s do it. Germans always come in handy. And before I forget I’ve got three Canadians here and am looking to buy Russians.
Employee. Going to Egypt, sir? Well, let me see… As of today three Canadians gets you 55 Russians.
Customer. Wow – that’s fallen too. I remember when three Canadians got you 100 Russians. I went to St. Petersburg in the 90’s and I only spent ten Canadians the whole time; I didn’t even spend any men! Just out of interest, how many Americans would 155 Afghans get me?
Employee. One moment… 155 Afghans would get you 0.01 of an American. Namely a hundreth. That’s actually improved in the last few years.
Customer. So that means… 1 American equals 15,500 Afghans?
Employee. And don’t forget there’s no commission on Afghans either. But between you and me, even Americans aren’t what they were; 1 American only gets you 0.9th of a Canadian these days.
Customer. Wow. The times they are a-changing. Canadians worth more than Americans!
Employee. Indeed, sir. We do indeed live in interesting times. Pretty soon the only thing that’ll be reliable is a Swiss. Now, here’s your two Germans at a commission of 12 Iraqis, your 55 Russians at an exchange rate of just over a twentieth of a Canadian and your receipt. Keep that in case you have any bits of German left you want to bring back to us. Their brains are particularly useful.
Customer. Well – what do they say? Vielen Danke!
Employee. A pleasure doing business with you sir. Enjoy your trip, and don’t spend all those Germans at once!